Finally! My first sleepover! Woot!!
To be honest, I can't believe that this is actually happening. I mean, I always thought that my father would object, being the strict dude that he is. BUT NO! He gave me an OK just like that.
So, now here I am, sitting on a chair, facing a huge computer screen, typing on this really awesome wireless keyboard, in Fafrina's room!
The keyboard, oh my God! The freaking keyboard!
It is one of the most amazing thing that I have ever set my eyes on. NO LIE! (0 A 0)
I have found my love!
Such a beautiful creation, I wish we could be together like this for all eternity. But alas, by morning, we shall bid our farewells, never knowing if we were to meet again. Such cruel fate, how you despise me.
Then the keyboard's all, "Oh no, my darling. Don't say that. Our love is strong, so strong, that even fate can never come between us."
Then I'm all, "Oh keyboard!"
Then the keyboard's all, "Oh Loop.!"
And we type lots and lots and lots of words until my fingers grow sore.
But then comes the wireless mouse...
Oh, mouse. You are so beautiful. So very, very beautiful.
Then the mouse's all "Oh stop~!" and blushing.
Then the keyboard sees us and then... WAR!
"I thought you loved me!" says the keyboard, tears in its eyes. She believed, yet her pure heart was deceived and now, it was torn into thousands of pieces.
"Keyboard! It's not what you think!"
"It's exactly what I think! I saw it with my own two eyes! You traitor! I thought you were my bestfriend! I trusted you!"
"W-well what about you?!"
"Me?!"
"Yeah, you! You and the monitor were always so close! Even though us three were 'bestfriends', the monitor had always liked you best!"
"What are you saying?! The monitor adores you! You're probably the most important to him!"
"...R-really...?" says the mouse, heart leaping. Never once had she thought that she was of any need since both the monitor and the keyboard were better liked by everyone else.
"Yeah, really." The keyboard reassured mouse.
Suddenly, a grumpy monitor leapt into the argument. "What's with all the racket here!?" he said, obviously unhappy to see that his best mates were fighting.
"M-monitor!" the mouse called timidly. "Keyboard said that you think I'm i-important to you... Is that the truth?"
"Huh? What kind of crap are you spouting?" he says, looking at mouse. She averted from his gaze, looking away, feeling hurt from his harsh words. "Of course it's true! Why would you think it wasn't? I've always needed you. Without you, I'm practically useless!" he continued without even noticing that what he said had caused the mouse to turn bright red.
Realizing what had spewed out from his lips, monitors eyes grew bigger and his face was now as red as a ripe, juicy tomato. "N-no, don't take it the wrong way," he stuttered, rubbing the back of his neck. "I-I mean, i-it's just that--"
"I-it's fine, monitor. Really. Thanks for telling me your feelings." she says, grinning like a moron.
"Hahah, well, uh, you're welcome, I guess..."
Feeling quite proud, keyboard praised its clever matchmaking skills. After all, those two were just so annoying with their overly innocent and cliched love that doing something was a must. Oh, but wait, there was something else that it had to do...
Ohoho~ Ma cherie! Please don't be angry~ Your piercing murderous gaze is killing me.
"Really? Well why don't you just go ahead and die!" says keyboard, barely hitting the target with a pair of scissors.
Now, now. Calm down, my love. I was not doing any wrong.
"Oh yeah? Stop bullshiting me. I saw what you did. And with my BESTFRIEND at that!"
Listen, darling. I only complimented her. She was in dire need of affection. Looked seriously depressed.
"...Was it... was it that bad? Did she really feel miserable?" asks keyboard, the feeling of guilt overriding deep inside.
Sorry to say it, love. But yes, she was down in the dumps a whole lot.
"Damn. That's probably my fault. If only I'd hang out with her more. If-If only I paid more attention--"
Keyboard, the past is over. Look at the present - look at the now. And currently, I am your 'now'.
Keyboard eyed its partner, almost deadly-like. That promiscuous bastard in front of it. "You still hurt my feelings, you know."
Oh, and I am so sorry for that. Forgive me, mi amor?
Those sweet yet sickening words wanted to make keyboard puke, but somehow, keyboard couldn't help but fight the urge. In a blink of an eye, keyboard leapt into Loop.'s arms and held on tight.
Keyboard~!
"Shut up, you ass," keyboard says coldly. "Just shut up and hug me."
The two proceeded towards the bed where they typed thousands of words and more words as time passed by.
AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER! THE END.
...What the hell... (=A=)
I am getting weirder and weirder by the second.
Well, my point is - if there ever exists a point in the first place - that I, for the first time in my few years of life, have ever slept over a friend's house.
Ah, but the story wasn't all entirely random... heheh. I actually did bring this keyboard with me to the bed, where I did type - in fact, I'm typing on the bed right now! With Fafrina-chan beside me, watching Zenkai Girl.
Man, the room's so freaking cold. But I feel comfy!
So we shall sleep now!
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